Some Samsung Galaxy Note 7 units crash randomly and inexplicably, ours included. #Brickgate?

Fun times at the office with Samsung's superpowered phablet
Apparently, buying one of the dream phones could be a risky investment. Just days after its launch, some users have taken to forums, complaining about crashes, bootloops, and outright bricks of the device. Even we can relate, as our office unit has started acting up since last Friday.
From what we can make of the reports, it seems only owners of the internationally-sold Exynos variant of the phone are affected. Either it's an Exynos-only issue, or US users with a crashing Note 7 have yet to become vocal online. Samsung has yet to confirm that it's aware of and working on the problem. Until an official statement has been made and the problem has been fixed, we'd suggest you hold firm to that $850 you've been saving.
We are still fiddling with our unit, trying to find a fix. Rest assured, we will happily share our solution if we find one.
Samsung Galaxy Note 7
Forum links: XDA, Android Central
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