Apple Watch versions detailed: which one will you buy?

To buy or not to buy?
Of course, there's still a month until Apple kicks off pre-orders for its fashionable new Apple Watch on April 10th, and release in Western markets is pinned for April 24th, so our talk here is theoretical.We've detailed all the versions available with all the different combinations of bands, and it's time for the big question: are you buying, which one are you buying, and why. We're eager to hear your thoughts now that prices are out, so go ahead, cast your votes and don't hesitate to lay out your reasons in the comments below.
Will you buy Apple Watch? (and which version?)
2445 Votes
Yes, I've set my eyes on Apple Watch Sport
8.55%
Yes, I'll get the Apple Watch (stainless steel)
7.69%
Yes, money is not an issue and I'm getting Apple Watch Edition
3.27%
No, I prefer Android Wear / Pebble / other
35.79%
No, I prefer a traditional watch
23.44%
No, I don't see a point in wearing smartwatches / watches
21.27%
Apple Watch Sport versions
Apple Watch Sport
Apple Watch (stainless steel) versions
Apple Watch
Apple Watch Edition versions
Apple Watch Edition
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